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Dec 8th
02:55 pm
Baywatch teaser trailer  
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cologne66: pic#126508027cologne66 on December 9th, 2016 08:05 am (UTC)

I'm not sure what to think about the movie. One thing is clear Dwayn Johnson is the producer and the star of it.

dewg: pic#126377485dewg on December 9th, 2016 05:00 pm (UTC)
Not sure what to think, it's not offensive as Dirty Grandpa but seems equally stupid, at least he's using a small speedo and his shorts are seeming to get lower. I'm a little bit happy to see him on his first action movie
kleth on December 9th, 2016 08:40 pm (UTC)
Yes, there may be a lot to dismiss or sneer at, but strategically this could be the most important movie of Zac's career since HSM. He's co-starring with one of today's biggest box office bananas, its verging toward being an action movie, it's a major studio wide-release.

Now the public will decide. Will Baywatch be a big box office hit or a fizzle?
Aliciapop86 on December 10th, 2016 02:58 pm (UTC)
Baywatch will make money regardless of reviews. It won't make Fast and Furious money but it should do as well as Central Intelligence movie.
kleth on December 10th, 2016 05:41 pm (UTC)
Sure, I expect it will be profitable, but it needs to be a solid hit to help Zac's industry standing.
Beejeezbee on December 10th, 2016 06:45 pm (UTC)
I'm glad about the action-y parts and the cheese because the comedy-y parts are my least favorite bits.

I'm not expecting much from this movie critically (just hope it won't get as offensive and bad as Dirty Grandpa), so it's key that it will perform well at the box office. Fingers crossed.
kleth on December 11th, 2016 08:13 pm (UTC)
Ha! Zac will never be in another movie that is as offensive and bad as Dirty Grandpa. It just couldn't be done.
countessm3countessm3 on December 13th, 2016 06:46 pm (UTC)
The best line in this movie is: "you don't get to say that. You're just tan." It beats all my corny "You're so white" jokes.

Technically this movie is satire, a clever way of revealing stupidity through hyperbole, much like Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal," in which the author introduces the idea of eating children to reduce the population.
I love satire, so I'm looking forward to it. Plus, Zac has never looked better (untouchable due to perfection).

For fun, here's my student rapping. (1st one). He won the rap competition and has free studio hours/publicity.

kleth on December 14th, 2016 08:13 pm (UTC)
Yes more Random Efron
" Plus,Zac has never looked better (untouchable due to perfection)."

That's what Ellen thinks. Yesterday, she announced that the first Baywatch trailer was out but she didn't have time to show the whole thing. So she edited it down to the bits she thought would most interest the audience. The five bits were the brief segments from the trailer that showed Zac stripped down to the waist, burgeoning with rippling muscles. The audience roared with approval.

Then, last night, for the second time in all of human history, Zac appeared in one of my dreams. For some reason he was making news for losing weight. He was down to 165, but some kind of form had a typo and said that he was tipping the scales at 865. He doesn't look good at that weight.

I don't understand why Zac doesn't appear in my dreams more often. I also don't understand why he doesn't attack me with his lewd advances. Dreams are, after all, surreal fantasies and anything can happen. I have the imagination but that seems to come from a different part of the brain from dreams, because the Zacster never does the things I can imagine him doing. *sigh*

Edited at 2016-12-14 08:15 pm (UTC)