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Apr 16th
03:41 pm
"Did Leonardo da Vinci circumcise you? It's beautiful!"  

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laurenlipkinlip on April 16th, 2014 09:42 pm (UTC)
so despite zac saying he's jewish, is he still not jewish?
Melanie JMelmos_World on April 17th, 2014 02:55 am (UTC)
His grandpa or great grandpa was jewish, but he isn't.
kleth on April 17th, 2014 08:19 pm (UTC)
His paternal grandfather is/was Jewish, thus the Jewish surname inherited via masculine descent. None of his other grandparents were Jewish, so Zac adds up to just 25 percent. Someone with expertise in Jewish law can comment, but I believe that since neither his mother nor grandmothers are/were Jewish, he doesn't automatically count as a full-fledged member of the Chosen People. Still, in Hollywood 25 percent counts for something, and he does get invited to bar mitzvas.
countessm3countessm3 on April 18th, 2014 08:50 pm (UTC)
In Fascist Germany he would have been considered Jewish and sent to Auschwitz. Never forget.

The Jews were/are God's originally chosen people, but since Jesus displaced choseness from the body (circumcision of the penis) to the heart (circumcision of the spirit), everyone is/can be chosen. This is what upset the Jews so much in ancient Israel. They didn't want no dirty, filthy Gentiles bringing down the neighborhood.

kleth on April 19th, 2014 07:46 pm (UTC)
I have long considered Zac Efron as the perfect refutation of the Third Reich's racial theories. With his perfect grades in school, ideal physique, blue eyes and blond (in youth) hair, he is clearly the representative of a superior race, yet he's descended from Jews.
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on April 20th, 2014 10:38 am (UTC)
are you saying jews can't have blonde hair or blue eyes?
kleth on April 21st, 2014 07:32 pm (UTC)
No, I'm saying exactly what I wrote. Zac has all the characteristics of the Master Race espoused by the SS, therefore he challenges their theories.
strdibeis on April 26th, 2014 02:11 am (UTC)
Nazi propaganda posters did not resemble Zac. The men on them were typically blond (which Zac most assuredly is not), something well over six foot (which Zac is not either), and naturally built more strongly (Zac is muscular, but has a naturally skinny/thin frame).

Zac resembles a lot of Jewish actors (who are fully Jewish), for example Logan Lerman, Tony Curtis, or Robby Benson (my mom asked me if Robby was Zac's father when she saw him in a movie).
strdibeis on April 26th, 2014 02:16 am (UTC)
BTW, to clarify what I meant: Zac's look is definitely preferable to those more Hemsworth-looking people on the Nazi posters. By far.
strdibeis on April 26th, 2014 02:13 am (UTC)
His grandfather is Jewish. Zac might consider himself Jewish in some way, although of course he isn't religious. Halston Sage is Jewish, btw.
Bee: Zac - SNL - Ahoi 1jeezbee on April 16th, 2014 09:48 pm (UTC)
I love all the out of the box promo.
Sapphirasapphia on April 16th, 2014 10:41 pm (UTC)
Jesus, Zac! You are so talented! why are you so rarely show it to people?
It was so funny! and so convincingly :)
cologne50931 on April 18th, 2014 11:25 am (UTC)
Cool, it looks like he is in peace now with his Handsomeness. I hope so it's a good thing for him.
kleth on April 19th, 2014 07:38 pm (UTC)
I think he has always been at peace with his gorgeosity. As with his pure nerdishness back when he was 12-13, and his idolatrous appeal to tweens when he was 17-22 or so.

Seth Rogen is the guy to admire. He has been mocking and exploiting his own non-handsomeness for months now, and appearing topless with Zac Efron in public and on film. If I were him, I would have shut down production on the day the script required me to stand side by side with Zac, bare to the waste, comparing my pale flabbiness with his rippling tightness.
cologne50931 on April 19th, 2014 09:13 pm (UTC)
I agree wit you Seth is to admire but Seth is self- confident as hell. I admire him because I think he's help Zac a lot at these hard day. He schows all the men out there it's ok to like a handsome guy.
I disagree with you Zac always been in peace with his good looks.It's hard to now that the most guys hatet on you because you're to beautiful and they never go to see your movies.
Zac now feel that a few men change there views because he's really funny and Seth is not afraid to say this more then once.
kleth on April 21st, 2014 07:28 pm (UTC)
"I disagree with you Zac always been in peace with his good looks."

I'd like a reference on that. I've read just about everything he has said in public, and I don't recall a single statement that laments his good looks. In fact, he has said something like "being known for your looks is better than being known for a lot of other things."

He has also laughed off the "I Hate Zac Efron" club that was organized at one of his cousins' school. He said something like "if they hate me enough to organize a club, I must be doing something right."

Edited at 2014-04-21 07:30 pm (UTC)
cologne50931 on April 21st, 2014 07:39 pm (UTC)
That's are very good news! I'm from germany so i think i haven't read the one or another Interview. Thank you for this!
kleth on April 22nd, 2014 07:04 pm (UTC)
If you want many more quotes from Zac Efron, check out my extensive bio here:


I'm sorry to say that the Afterward needs modification after recent events, but up to 2012, it's comprehensive.

When you get to the bottom of each page and want to continue, return to the top and click to button with the forward arrow.

Edited at 2014-04-22 07:13 pm (UTC)
cologne50931 on April 23rd, 2014 04:52 am (UTC)
Thanks, i will read they all!
countessm3countessm3 on April 20th, 2014 01:25 am (UTC)
Can we call him His Handsomeness from now on? Kinda like Her Majesty but w/ Zac.
kleth on April 18th, 2014 06:58 pm (UTC)
Of course, circumcision is not proof of Jewishness. At one time, almost all babies born in the United States were circumcised; it was considered a more hygienic condition. Millions of infants still are, for the same reason or as a fashion statement.

Lack of circumcision is proof of gentilishness. Is that a word? And why isn't it?
countessm3countessm3 on April 18th, 2014 08:53 pm (UTC)
I would love to get my Gentileness up on his Jewishness.

Lighting bolt coming in 1,2,3...

countessm3countessm3 on April 18th, 2014 08:57 pm (UTC)
Can I just point out that his pants are too tight to pop and rock that butt? If he's gonna do it right he needs to lose the pants. That way he can undulate freely without restriction.

PS: Seth is hysterical!

Edited at 2014-04-18 09:01 pm (UTC)