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countessm3countessm3 on September 14th, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
This is proof he is doing too many drugs. No sober person would walk out the door looking like that.

I am setting aside his Elton John moment on the red carpet and giving his outfit a true evaluation.

I'm thinking the shirt and shoes are something he found in dad's closet and decided to wear. No matter; they work together, but require blue jeans to complement the casual, hippie appeal.

The suit, likewise, fits him okay. The sleeves are a little long/the jacket a little big, but maybe he found it in Mo's closet and decided to wear it. I can understand borrowing a suit in a mad rush to make a premiere. It makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is taking formal wear and pairing it with Woodstock garb. Actually, it's insane. I can only think he is trippin and hallucinating that the shirt and shoes are a lovely shade of white and black, or burgundy and black, or wine and black, or any damn color in the spectrum without a pattern.

I can only conclude that one or more of the following is true:

1) he bought Johnny Depp's Guide for the Bohemian Man: How to dress like you're color-blind and other ways to piss people off.

2) He is on some heavy-duty drugs.

3) He is effing with this board because he knows how angry it makes you guys when he wears crap that doesn't work.

4) A friend bet him to do it.

5) He is on some heavy-duty drugs.

6) He's so depressed that he doesn't care how he looks anymore.

PS: It looks like a child got ahold of some sizzors and went at his hair. Whoever did it should be taken out back and shot.

Edited at 2012-09-14 01:40 am (UTC)
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on September 14th, 2012 03:47 am (UTC)
7) You have too much time on your hands to be overanalyzing a dude half your age


also, what are sizzors

Edited at 2012-09-14 03:47 am (UTC)
countessm3countessm3 on September 14th, 2012 10:06 am (UTC)
8) Ad hominem attacks are the last refuge of the intellectually bankrupt.

9) An inability to detect hyperbole demonstrates a conspicuous lack of education.

And sizzors are for kids; sissors are for adults - creative license.
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on September 14th, 2012 01:24 pm (UTC)
*scissors

9) An inability to detect hyperbole demonstrates a conspicuous lack of education.

I have 2 degrees, thank you very much. But I also don't write long-winded analyses of a celebrity half my age. I guess it is true when Zac said the MOMS are the craziest and creepiest.
countessm3countessm3 on September 16th, 2012 11:45 am (UTC)
Two degrees, and you write sentences like the following:

"dear god i can't even begin to describe how intense his eyes are they are stunning and distracting and omfg like how does he wake up every day and look in the mirror when he's so perfect?!

that's where he disappeared to!?"

Where did you get them, Debry Institute?

It's pretty clear what is the truth of the matter. And since you did a drive-by without bullets, I won't continue to fire back as you are unarmed, and lack the wit to engage my interest in a dual.

But for your edification, age is not an insult, my dear; it is a compliment. So thank-you.