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Miranda gives everyone a chancemirandagirll on September 13th, 2012 12:38 pm (UTC)
Remember when he used to buy ugly shirts from goodwill......







Nothing's changed
honeylullabyhoneylullaby on September 13th, 2012 01:14 pm (UTC)
LOL

He's lucky to be handsome, and talented, and his smile !
Because this outfit is so bad !
Sapphirasapphia on September 13th, 2012 01:24 pm (UTC)
If he unbuttoned the shirt, it could improve the situation. :)
Beejeezbee on September 13th, 2012 01:31 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the outfit is bad but I'm more offended by the sunglasses. Inside, at night on a red carpet? Has none of his friends the guts to tell him he looks like an idiot?

I guess I should be happy he didn't keep the beginning of that stache growing he seemed to have had at TIFF.
kleth on September 13th, 2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
"Inside, at night on a red carpet?"

Yeah, that's always bothered me, but then it occurred to me that he probably considers the bright lighting and flashes from the photogs as justification. I don't buy it, considering why he's there (to be photographed).
Shruti: tv: tomatocalcified on September 13th, 2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
Not to mention that they're ugly shades.
redundancy is not elaborationthelightisdim on September 13th, 2012 01:47 pm (UTC)
jesus christ.


Honey, this isn't a good look on you. Or anyone for that matter.

It's Audrey not Aubrey: Let's Don't Be Sillyaudrey_za on September 13th, 2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
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... the fuck is he wearing? Lol!
Miranda gives everyone a chancemirandagirll on September 13th, 2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
Maybe it's just me, BUT



He looks good here w/o the sunglasses. I'm probably alone on this.
kleth on September 13th, 2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
You can't see the shoes in this photo.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 13th, 2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
forget the shoes, it is that god awful hideous shirt that ruins EVERY picture.
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on September 13th, 2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
Those shoes are fine but that shirt is LITERALLY unforgivable (and I don't normally feel that strongly about his red carpet misses).

It legit looks like knock off LV mongram... but on a shirt. He and Jenny know better, tbqfh.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 13th, 2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
yes, i think you may be the only one, lol. though he looks less douchey without the ugly shades.
Miranda gives everyone a chancemirandagirll on September 13th, 2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
Yup, I figured. Wouldn't be the first time.

I like how child like his face and smile is in the picture.
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on September 13th, 2012 06:57 pm (UTC)
wait, wtf
so he's not in toronto!?


that's where he disappeared to!?

please please tell me he'll be here tomorrow for the paperboy
i plan on waiting a good 6 hours for him :(
kleth on September 13th, 2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
You know, a better question than "What was he thinking?" might be: "Why did he leave Toronto to attend the premiere of a movie with which he has no connection?" Is he special pals with Nicholas Jarecki, pictured here? Are the producers some of his producer buddies from his own recent movies? Is his new publicist also fronting this movie and figured she could stir up some attention by shoving Zac into the premiere?

This can't have been a random event. Come on, Zac stalkers everywhere, give me some answers.
juju81juju81 on September 13th, 2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
"Are the producers some of his producer buddies from his own recent movies?"

Yes Mohammed Al Turki is a producer
Miranda gives everyone a chancemirandagirll on September 13th, 2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
Mo and Justin who produced At Any Price (And friends with Zac) produced this movie too. Hence Zac and Mo in the picture above.
abigail80831abigail80831 on September 14th, 2012 01:08 am (UTC)
Z bb, we need to talk.

The fact that you earlier in the day went to All Saints and PERSONALLY HAND PICKED THIS UGLY ASS SHIRT and paid $150 for it forever makes me question you.

Who let you leave the hotel looking like this? Tell me so I can make sure they NEVER come in contact with you EVER again.
kleth on September 14th, 2012 06:06 am (UTC)
"Who let you leave the hotel looking like this?"

This is why he needs a girlfriend so badly.
countessm3countessm3 on September 14th, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
This is proof he is doing too many drugs. No sober person would walk out the door looking like that.

I am setting aside his Elton John moment on the red carpet and giving his outfit a true evaluation.

I'm thinking the shirt and shoes are something he found in dad's closet and decided to wear. No matter; they work together, but require blue jeans to complement the casual, hippie appeal.

The suit, likewise, fits him okay. The sleeves are a little long/the jacket a little big, but maybe he found it in Mo's closet and decided to wear it. I can understand borrowing a suit in a mad rush to make a premiere. It makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is taking formal wear and pairing it with Woodstock garb. Actually, it's insane. I can only think he is trippin and hallucinating that the shirt and shoes are a lovely shade of white and black, or burgundy and black, or wine and black, or any damn color in the spectrum without a pattern.

I can only conclude that one or more of the following is true:

1) he bought Johnny Depp's Guide for the Bohemian Man: How to dress like you're color-blind and other ways to piss people off.

2) He is on some heavy-duty drugs.

3) He is effing with this board because he knows how angry it makes you guys when he wears crap that doesn't work.

4) A friend bet him to do it.

5) He is on some heavy-duty drugs.

6) He's so depressed that he doesn't care how he looks anymore.

PS: It looks like a child got ahold of some sizzors and went at his hair. Whoever did it should be taken out back and shot.

Edited at 2012-09-14 01:40 am (UTC)
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on September 14th, 2012 03:47 am (UTC)
7) You have too much time on your hands to be overanalyzing a dude half your age


also, what are sizzors

Edited at 2012-09-14 03:47 am (UTC)
countessm3countessm3 on September 14th, 2012 10:06 am (UTC)
8) Ad hominem attacks are the last refuge of the intellectually bankrupt.

9) An inability to detect hyperbole demonstrates a conspicuous lack of education.

And sizzors are for kids; sissors are for adults - creative license.
Gillian loves lemoñadé.invisible_cunt on September 14th, 2012 01:24 pm (UTC)
*scissors

9) An inability to detect hyperbole demonstrates a conspicuous lack of education.

I have 2 degrees, thank you very much. But I also don't write long-winded analyses of a celebrity half my age. I guess it is true when Zac said the MOMS are the craziest and creepiest.
countessm3countessm3 on September 16th, 2012 11:45 am (UTC)
Two degrees, and you write sentences like the following:

"dear god i can't even begin to describe how intense his eyes are they are stunning and distracting and omfg like how does he wake up every day and look in the mirror when he's so perfect?!

that's where he disappeared to!?"

Where did you get them, Debry Institute?

It's pretty clear what is the truth of the matter. And since you did a drive-by without bullets, I won't continue to fire back as you are unarmed, and lack the wit to engage my interest in a dual.

But for your edification, age is not an insult, my dear; it is a compliment. So thank-you.
lilly4848lilly4848 on September 19th, 2012 08:03 am (UTC)
Ummm, brown is not his color.