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Feb 29th
05:58 pm
LOL QUE? ..... omg. lol. LOLLLLLLL.  
I should not be laughing this hard... from GossipCop:
According to the National Enquirer, Zac Efron has a “HUGE crush on Nicole Kidman,” his co-star in The Paperboy.

“He thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever laid eyes on,” reveals a so-called “insider,” adding, “Zac said if Nicole wasn’t married, he’d put the moves on her hard.”

Indeed, while Kidman having a husband (Keith Urban) means she’s off-limits, Efron “can’t help but feel there’s chemistry between them,” says the Enquirer source.

And that’s why he dropped a condom at The Lorax premiere.

Wait… WHAT?!

The Enquirer alleges that Efron’s recent red carpet miscue was all part of a plan to “impress” Kidman.

Efron dropped the “gold magnum condom – which is used by well-endowed men” because, as the magazine’s source explains, “He knew reports of the incident would get back to her.”

“He wanted to let her know what kind of man he really is,” says the Enquirer insider.

Seriously?

Because he (supposedly) has a “crush” on a (happily married) co-star, Efron accidentally dropped a condom during an unrelated event and immediately scooped it up, all in the hopes that Kidman would hear about his endowment?

This is… absurd.

Sources close to Efron (literally) laughed off the Enquirer speculation, adding that while he liked working with Kidman, the alleged condom caper is just tabloid fiction.

 
 
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It's Audrey not Aubrey: Laughaudrey_za on March 1st, 2012 12:59 am (UTC)
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hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 1st, 2012 01:04 am (UTC)
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on March 1st, 2012 01:29 am (UTC)
You and this show, lol.
isaczisacz on March 1st, 2012 01:01 am (UTC)
I actually laughed out loud at this. wow
Malidociousmalidocious on March 1st, 2012 01:01 am (UTC)
As did I, haha.
redundancy is not elaborationthelightisdim on March 1st, 2012 01:01 am (UTC)
idk why Gossip Cop even gives more attention to this kind of crap, jfc
Malidociousmalidocious on March 1st, 2012 01:01 am (UTC)
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ AND I WISH SO HARD IT WAS TRUE LOL
Miranda gives everyone a chancemirandagirll on March 1st, 2012 01:09 am (UTC)
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The Writers Denmusewriter on March 1st, 2012 01:20 am (UTC)
Oh the National Enquirer...the pinnacle of accurate journalism. I often wonder where in the heck they get their "sources" from.

Now excuse me while I go die of laughter.
countessm3countessm3 on March 1st, 2012 01:37 am (UTC)
So the pretty, pretty queen married the handsome young prince. The End.
Verdandi: judgyhairhyperrrmouse on March 1st, 2012 02:56 am (UTC)
hmm, that would assume that Zac is an immature 16-year-old girl incapable of articulating his thoughts or feelings and instead "drops" subtle hints the hopes that the crush is psychic and will so OMG suddenly fall in love. mmm, 90210 with Kidman and Efron.
butterflybee260butterflybee260 on March 1st, 2012 03:03 am (UTC)

So that was his plan!

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what in the worldpolly_amore11 on March 1st, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
Of course it was!!

*yes, give me Game of Thrones.. what a face!
;)
lilly4848lilly4848 on March 1st, 2012 04:49 am (UTC)
Every day from now on, I will give thanks that there is a National Enquirer. I am just SO greatful to them for clearing up this whole condom thing. What would we do without them?
kleth on March 1st, 2012 02:40 pm (UTC)
Agreed, it is an explanation for an otherwise inexplicable event.

But according to recent reports, Zac spends most of The Paperboy in his underwear. I would think that Nicole could have gotten some idea of his degree of endowment from that.
what in the worldpolly_amore11 on March 1st, 2012 03:34 pm (UTC)
now there's a thought...that you'll now have me thinking about..
oh sure, cause I need more fuel for my imagination
:=)


thxx, kleth!
Sapphirasapphia on March 1st, 2012 06:12 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!!!! I can't stop to laugh!!!!