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Oct 13th
09:45 pm
Hope In Zombie Zac If Ethical  
I don't even care how weird this is, I love it.

From "Savage Love" in The Stranger:

A question in the spirit of the season: Can zombie sex ever be consensual? Because I think if confronted with a zombified Zac Efron, I might go for it if he were properly restrained. Can you teach a zombie a safe word? Does it count if it's "braaaains"? It's not necrophilia with the WALKING dead, is it? What would you say is the sexual morality of this situation?

Hope In Zombie Zac If Ethical

If you'd seen Zombieland, HIZZIE, you'd know that a hot person, once transformed into a zombie, isn't hot anymore. A pretty girl falls asleep in the arms of Zombieland's nebbishy hero and awakes as a thoroughly hideous flesh-eating monster. Even a zombified Zac Efron—I'm going to resist the obvious joke—would be too repulsive to fuck. Think of the gore, the viscera; think of the Axe body spray.

As for the morality of the situation, fucking zombies is still necrophilia, technically speaking, but practically speaking, it comes closer to bestiality. A human being who has been zombified is nothing but an animal, hungry for brains, incapable of thought, much less consent. We can kill animals for their flesh, but we mustn't fuck them, HIZZIE; we can kill zombies for wanting our flesh, but likewise we mustn't fuck them.

I wonder how hard it would be to photoshop a zombie Zac.
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It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on October 14th, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
So, I missed a page from Nylon Guys. It's just the letter from the editor page, but it has 3 bts photos (w/Zac wearing the cover look). I'll scan it later today and post a link- if it's not already elsewhere online. Apparently the shoot took place in Santa Monica.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)

lol no jk, i <3 you. but seriously i can't wait! ! ! ! !!!

when do you think places outside nyc/la will have this?
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on October 14th, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
Haha, I know I was just flipping through it at work and was like 'Wait, WHAT.'

I would assume additional cities (Houston/Miami/Atlanta, etc) might start to receive shipments as early as Friday/this weekend. Most places won't get it until the end of the month.
IceGoddess: why so serious dirty little secretccmskatechick on October 14th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
I found it in Jersey today, I was entirely too excited esp after the searching I've gone through for it.

It should be branching out past the coasts starting this weekend.