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Oct 13th
09:45 pm
Hope In Zombie Zac If Ethical  
I don't even care how weird this is, I love it.

From "Savage Love" in The Stranger:

A question in the spirit of the season: Can zombie sex ever be consensual? Because I think if confronted with a zombified Zac Efron, I might go for it if he were properly restrained. Can you teach a zombie a safe word? Does it count if it's "braaaains"? It's not necrophilia with the WALKING dead, is it? What would you say is the sexual morality of this situation?

Hope In Zombie Zac If Ethical


If you'd seen Zombieland, HIZZIE, you'd know that a hot person, once transformed into a zombie, isn't hot anymore. A pretty girl falls asleep in the arms of Zombieland's nebbishy hero and awakes as a thoroughly hideous flesh-eating monster. Even a zombified Zac Efron—I'm going to resist the obvious joke—would be too repulsive to fuck. Think of the gore, the viscera; think of the Axe body spray.

As for the morality of the situation, fucking zombies is still necrophilia, technically speaking, but practically speaking, it comes closer to bestiality. A human being who has been zombified is nothing but an animal, hungry for brains, incapable of thought, much less consent. We can kill animals for their flesh, but we mustn't fuck them, HIZZIE; we can kill zombies for wanting our flesh, but likewise we mustn't fuck them.



I wonder how hard it would be to photoshop a zombie Zac.
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Shruti: Efs | Sexiconcalcified on October 14th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
I almost just tweeted at you about the possibility of zombies having hard limits. TEHEHEHE PUN.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators): lolehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
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Troll St. Trollglamour_addict on October 14th, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
the 17 again score is on itunes.

i so dont have 10 bucks to spend but i want so bad.
butterflybee260: pic#92303613butterflybee260 on October 14th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)

LOL wow.
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hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
i think the question is so hysterical. i mean how do you even decide to ask something like that, lol. and his answer is great.
jessica3311jessica3311 on October 14th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
I have no words LOL
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on October 14th, 2009 05:07 pm (UTC)
IceGoddess: why so serious dirty little secretccmskatechick on October 14th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
You always have the best emotion!gifs - quite fitting
🦉willbeloved on October 14th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Have you ever searched him on worth1000.com? Nothing super zombie-ish, but still some entertaining results.

http://www.worth1000.com/search/efron
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
i've seen some of the marvel/disney crossovers there but lol at this... ashley and lucas are okay but momo, vanessa and corbin aren't really that well-done.
(no subject) - butterflybee260 on October 14th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on October 14th, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
So, I missed a page from Nylon Guys. It's just the letter from the editor page, but it has 3 bts photos (w/Zac wearing the cover look). I'll scan it later today and post a link- if it's not already elsewhere online. Apparently the shoot took place in Santa Monica.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
HOW COULD YOU!

lol no jk, i <3 you. but seriously i can't wait! ! ! ! !!!

when do you think places outside nyc/la will have this?
(no subject) - audrey_za on October 14th, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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ohinternets on October 14th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on October 14th, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
oh this is fun! :D
(no subject) - ohinternets on October 14th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bettybaby63bettybaby63 on October 14th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
this beyond bizarre!!!!

the things zac is associated with!!!!!!

and audrey, can't wait to see the scans!!!!
Beejeezbee on October 14th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
M&OW poster.

Much better than the UK one!