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Sep 2nd
08:22 pm
well, for one thing, i can carry myself to safety bitch...  
Gay Hollywood producers force women to watch movies starring the boys they fancy by Rachel Marsden (aka ann coulter 2.0)

Have you noticed how many Hollywood casting choices nowadays seem to be made by gay men? How else can you explain the prominence of Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, Shia LeBeouf, and every male in the Twilight movies? No real woman finds these guys attractive. I don’t want to witness anyone’s voice drop over the course of their silver screen “leading man” career. Real women fantasize about a man who can carry them to safety – not one who would rescue her from a poor choice of dress colour in the dressing room at the Gap.



I realise that many of these leading “men” are meant to appeal to young girls rather than mature women. That’s even more criminal. These girls really shouldn’t be developing a taste for boys their age. That’s just not normal. They’re at the age when they’re supposed to find boys repulsive. They should be spending their day at school trying to avoid “boy germs”, then on Friday night going with mom and dad to see a film featuring a real man who embodies a high standard of manhood with which they can taunt and challenge their male classmates.

No, really...


It’s no wonder teenage girls are having sex with all sorts of losers in their class at an increasingly younger age. The mop-heads to which they’re exposed on the big screen – these featherweights seen to be fending off realistic looking computer generated monsters when in real life they probably couldn’t carry their mother’s groceries with their spaghetti noodle arms – serve to inflate the fantasies of young girls vis-à-vis their similar looking male classmates.

It’s called the halo effect. We political strategists use it all the time: “He talks about hope and change like Obama, ergo he’s just like Obama!” Sadly, it works – mainly on idiots and simpletons, of which there are far too many. Similarly, young girls see these estrogenized boys on the big screen and think, “This guy here in my class looks just like Shia LeBeouf, who is so brave and, like, kills aliens and saves girls and stuff! I would totally shag Shia but, youknow, he’s busy, but I have his twin here, pretty much, RIGHT IN MY CLASS! How lucky is that?!”

Habits and tastes develop in childhood. Your mother knew this, which is why she force-fed you broccoli and Brussels sprouts. The girls who lust after feminised screen idols today will eventually morph into middle age cougars with multiple divorces who can’t figure out why their men seem to enjoy spending their Saturday afternoons getting pedicures.

When I was a teenager, I lusted after Tom Cruise in Top Gun. My mother’s generation had Rock Hudson, James Dean and Marlon Brando. As this list demonstrates, it isn’t even a question of the sexual orientation of the actors themselves – but rather whether they can convincingly pull off portraying a real man. For some it may involve more acting than we realise, but that’s why they’re paid millions.

I just read a survey showing that many of these young effetes score at the top of the “talent cost” vs “bums on seats” value ratio, so using them is perhaps just a question of economics in Hollywood. Alas, manly men are in short supply and cost more. You can’t just find real, convincing leading men in the playground, or getting mom-and-son matching frosted tips at the salon.

SRSLY:


dude, i shouldn't even call her ann coulter 2.0, she probably enjoys the comparison.

source, aka bitch plz

this is mostly a test post for ontd... i have something else to post for you guys tonight... but feel free to rage about this ridiculousity.
 
 
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Troll St. Trollglamour_addict on September 3rd, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
i do enjoy this test post.

make sure you get it in before someone else does. the shia and rpatz people will try too.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
there is just so much wrong with what she wrote... i don't even care if she calls zef (or any of them even) a pretty boy. sure he is. most young male actors are (even brad and johnny and leo were). but being a pretty boy doesn't make him, or any of them, bad actors. plenty of manly men were shit actors too.

and then there is all the shit about gender role and gender interaction expectations that is vomit-inducing. not to mention the gay stuff. oy vey. srsly bitch plz.
(no subject) - lmv191 on September 3rd, 2009 04:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lmv191 on September 3rd, 2009 04:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - glamour_addict on September 3rd, 2009 04:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
zaccy23zaccy23 on September 3rd, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
Love that Rob gif!!! Hate this stupid chick:P
sasha.: Zsleepy » I drag you back a sleepyheadsashanaa on September 3rd, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
Perfect icon lol.
sasha.: zwink » not exactly the link winksashanaa on September 3rd, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
LOL I love your use of photo/gifs.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 03:54 am (UTC)
ty. :D

i need a bitch plz one to post in the comments. i didn't want it to be too long.

actually what we should do is someone post the bitch plz from zef's snl epi then someone else post the one where the blogger is like 'i love you'... you know this bitch is secretly attracted to pretty boys but sublimates it (unhealthily).
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
shit... probably should have turned off comment notifications, lol... but maybe not, this should be fun.
the patron saint of mediocritybrightbrowneyes on September 3rd, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
I never ever comment on livejournal but shit like this gets me.

So if we had "manly men," as this writer describes, on screen all of the time, young girls wouldn't throw themselves at their IRL counterparts? What is a "real man" exactly? Why don't RPattz, Zefron and the rest qualify? Yes, I like looking at pretty boys, is that a crime? I mean WTF!?!?!?!?
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
welcome! :D

ikr? what is a real man? and why is zef or any of pretty boy not a real man? and why, as a woman, to exist happily do i need a so-called real man?

there is soooo much wrong with her whole post. it's like the asshattedness is so overdetermined, i can't even begin to take it apart.
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-Jo-: thanksgreenie_breizh on September 3rd, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
Hahaha I know right? omg. I don't even exist in this woman's world and I'm offended for everyone she's talking about/to.

BTW OT but on a way nicer note - I don't know if you got my comment but you are totally my new fav person on earth. I read your latest Zanessa RPF and it was SO GOOD and funny and hot and perfect, and then I realized you were the one who wrote Growing Up Cullen and my awesome-dar just broke.

So yeah. Just wanted to share my eternal love for your brain, hahaha.
jessica3311jessica3311 on September 3rd, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
What a fucking idiot that woman is LOL.

Oh and Julie on FF uploaded this Amanda interview :D

Troll St. Trollglamour_addict on September 3rd, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
get the title right!


"It's like a mirage" lol.

(no subject) - ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 05:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - glamour_addict on September 3rd, 2009 05:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
-Jo-: annoyedgreenie_breizh on September 3rd, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
You know I've heard and read so much heterosexist crap over the years that this really shouldn't piss me off as much as it still does. RAH. Fuck you and your assumption of heterosexuality and fuck you and your rigid standards of femininity and masculinity. >.>
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
i might borrow your icon if i try to resubmit tomorrow... the mods at ontd rejected tonight saying it isn't news but w/e... lol
(no subject) - greenie_breizh on September 3rd, 2009 05:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 05:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - greenie_breizh on September 3rd, 2009 05:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
butterflybee260: pic#91695412butterflybee260 on September 3rd, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)

YAY I can use my Velma icon!!
boy, why are you crying?ashe_frost on September 3rd, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
What a stupid cunt.

Isn't a real man anyone who indentifies with the gender of "man?"
Cathy G. Johnson: Link Larkinkafuness on September 3rd, 2009 06:51 am (UTC)
Because gay men don't need to be carried to safety.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised she didn't really go there even... instead she just blames them for ruining Hollywood, real women and young girls... unless those that are actors at least can act not gay. :/ rage is back D:
(no subject) - kafuness on September 3rd, 2009 05:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Irisa_grumble_cake on September 3rd, 2009 01:20 pm (UTC)
oh
my
god

it really has been a while since I've read something this embarrassingly dumb.

Post it on ONTD NOW.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)
i tried last night. they rejected it, 'news?' was the response. i'm going to try again if aurosan likes it.
(no subject) - a_grumble_cake on September 3rd, 2009 01:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - a_grumble_cake on September 3rd, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on September 3rd, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
OMG I've been reading more about this woman and she sounds cray cray if it is all true:

I guess out of vindictiveness, she sent around copies of her sex-chats with her ex (Wikipedia founder) when they broke up:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/03/rachel-marsden-and-jimmy-_n_89566.html

Oh and that wiki founder helped her wiki page out... a conflict of interest.

And apparently she has a history of stalking and questionable rape/inappropriate physical contact allegations:

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2007/03/29/marsden/

If this is what liking manly men leads to, count me out.

No, that's not right... liking a specific body type doesn't lead to anything. I can't say what made this woman like this without knowing more.
Irisa_grumble_cake on September 3rd, 2009 01:37 pm (UTC)
she crazy