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Jun 24th
10:15 pm
Zac's ass made a cameo at the Val party.  
Well not really the Val party but in keeping with the Clueless theme brought on by Breckin Meyer... it sounded good. w/e.

Here he is helping someone move, apparently. Like the earlier ff pic, they say it is his house but that is not his house, unless he moved... again.

At the Robot Chicken studio or w/e:

^lol the dude in the background

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lmv191lmv191 on June 25th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)
Why on earth do the first pics make me think of male gigolos? Straaaange...

Anyways, I really need to know... HOW ARE HIS PANTS STILL UP?!?! I have seen just a DISTURBING amount of shots of his underwear lately. I don't understand several things.

1) Does he know his pants are doing this? Does he position them this way? Is it hard to keep them there? Does it involved walking funny?
2) If he knows they will fall down, why does he not wear pretty underwear? (with a few notable exceptions)
3) At what point does that become really uncomfortable? Does it ever? Why are boys oblivious to this? I'm pretty sure I'm aware when my ass is showing... girls? anyone?
4) When your back pocket is around your knees, is it cause for anyone other than me to take a moment to adjust your waistline? LOL
5) How come he looks like a totally normal human being at the front, with his pants all lovely and fitted and his shirt clearly the right size for his frame... and then his ass hanging down? Are these pants specially made? And he does appear to have a decently curved bum, I wouldn't image things would be falling off it willy-nilly...

I understand where you can see the top of his underwear... but where it's basically your entire ass hanging out... is that not disturbing? No?

I realise this has become an essay, but I am TRULY TRULLY FASCINATED by this PHENOMENON!
Shruti: Sour Cherrycalcified on June 25th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
Zac has no ass at all. In fact, the way he wears his pants gives the illusion he has something, so perhaps he just wants a butt, ok.
butterflybee260butterflybee260 on June 25th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)

Um he has a butt LOL Its there, under those saggy pants. You have to watch HS with the high Link pants to really fully appreciate it. :P
Shruti: Kick Pushcalcified on June 25th, 2009 05:23 am (UTC)
I am going to have to disagree dude, he has none. It's cute that he doesn't though!
lmv191lmv191 on June 25th, 2009 05:25 am (UTC)
I am sure I saw a butt! At the Hurt Locker Premiere, fourth picture down.


Shruticalcified on June 25th, 2009 05:26 am (UTC)
....Is that what qualifies?

WHATEVER, I DON'T EVEN LIKE ASSES ON GUYS. I said it, I have silly white boy taste.
(no subject) - butterflybee260 on June 25th, 2009 05:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lmv191 on June 25th, 2009 05:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
sasha.: Zeerie » I won't see you no moresashanaa on June 25th, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
LOL he has a butt, it just isn't ~bootylicious.

That would be so weird to me if he did, idk why haha.
Shruticalcified on June 25th, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)
Are you guys serious! I mean, I know there is a place between bubble butt and totally pancake, but Zac isn't in that place...
sasha.: Zgame » try and hit the spotsashanaa on June 25th, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
lol oh no when I say he has a butt I mean, he literally does! Please, all his butt is an ant hill with a crack in it haha
lmv191lmv191 on June 25th, 2009 05:49 am (UTC)
*GASP* Sasha! How could you?! *cries*


It may be small, but it is still curvy and yummy!!
(no subject) - sashanaa on June 25th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
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hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on June 25th, 2009 05:39 am (UTC)
ia it would be kind of weird.

kind of like that person in the ontd thread today who suggested he need to be bulkier. it was like, maybe his legs but if he got too much bigger it would be really weirdly proportioned.

he'll broaden with age or whatever but he can't force that look by over-building up his muscles.
sasha.sashanaa on June 25th, 2009 05:46 am (UTC)
omg I know right I was like nooo. His legs need a bit of bulk, but if his arms were bulkier I feel like he'd topple over haha
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jessica3311jessica3311 on June 25th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
he has a cute little tush for a white boy ;)
samwise gamgee.colfer on June 25th, 2009 09:43 am (UTC)
i giggled so hard at this, jsyk.
It's Audrey not Aubreyaudrey_za on June 25th, 2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
"When your back is around your knees"... lol.

I'm not sure we'll ever understand why any guy wears their pants so low.