ZAC Efron was relieved he wasn’t 17 Again at his new film’s London premiere.
A blubbering teenager delayed him on the red carpet by moaning that she’d just been dumped by her pimply boyfriend.
But Zac is a dab-hand at comforting hormonal adolescents and thoughtfully delayed his entrance at the Odeon West End to cuddle the fuschia-eyed youth and offer her some sexy pearls of wisdom.
Lucky Chloe Campbell, 17, let out a hysterical string of “WTFs” “OMGs” and “LOLs” before breathlessly translating her teen-speak to tell us:
“I can’t believe it. I totally love Zac – he’s amazical.
“My boyf just texted me to say it’s over. I was crying about it and Zac actually stopped to ask if I was OK.
“I told him all about what happened and he gave me a hug and said I’m pretty and confident and cool and that I’m wasted on a coward who texts a dumping. If I stood out enough to stop Zac, then I’ll be fine.
“My ex was a minger, anyway.”
We’ve seen the picture of said minger and he had exactly 352 pimples – unlike her agony hunkle. Now she’s tasted Zac, she won’t go back.
After courageously doing his bit for the heartbroken teen, Zac took his Lova suit and Armani-clad body towards more legal and willing people in the shape of your Goss bods.
He told us his roles in teenage films like Disney’s High School Musical and 17 Again have turned him into a fixer of teenage pickles, explaining: “It happens every day. I love it when kids come and ask for advice. It’s very flattering.
“I get all sorts of emails and letters about lovelife problems and the difficulties of being a teenager. I try to answer them all. It’s tough – so I’m pleased if I can make it easier.”
When asked if he’d like to be a teenager again, Zac replied:
“Not really. It’s probably the most awkward time of a person’s life.
“It was fun, but I really wouldn’t want to go back.”
We believe that was wholesome-Disney-actor speak for: “Hell no!”
lol. side note: bloodshot =/= fuschia but w/e