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Mar 28th
01:23 pm
Zac is amazical (lol)  
Who knows if this actually happened, but I wouldn't put it past zefron.

ZAC Efron was relieved he wasn’t 17 Again at his new film’s London premiere.

A blubbering teenager delayed him on the red carpet by moaning that she’d just been dumped by her pimply boyfriend.

But Zac is a dab-hand at comforting hormonal adolescents and thoughtfully delayed his entrance at the Odeon West End to cuddle the fuschia-eyed youth and offer her some sexy pearls of wisdom.

Lucky Chloe Campbell, 17, let out a hysterical string of “WTFs” “OMGs” and “LOLs” before breathlessly translating her teen-speak to tell us:

“I can’t believe it. I totally love Zac – he’s amazical.

“My boyf just texted me to say it’s over. I was crying about it and Zac actually stopped to ask if I was OK.

“I told him all about what happened and he gave me a hug and said I’m pretty and confident and cool and that I’m wasted on a coward who texts a dumping. If I stood out enough to stop Zac, then I’ll be fine.

“My ex was a minger, anyway.”

We’ve seen the picture of said minger and he had exactly 352 pimples – unlike her agony hunkle. Now she’s tasted Zac, she won’t go back.

After courageously doing his bit for the heartbroken teen, Zac took his Lova suit and Armani-clad body towards more legal and willing people in the shape of your Goss bods.

He told us his roles in teenage films like Disney’s High School Musical and 17 Again have turned him into a fixer of teenage pickles, explaining: “It happens every day. I love it when kids come and ask for advice. It’s very flattering.

“I get all sorts of emails and letters about lovelife problems and the difficulties of being a teenager. I try to answer them all. It’s tough – so I’m pleased if I can make it easier.”

When asked if he’d like to be a teenager again, Zac replied:

“Not really. It’s probably the most awkward time of a person’s life.

“It was fun, but I really wouldn’t want to go back.”

We believe that was wholesome-Disney-actor speak for: “Hell no!”


lol. side note: bloodshot =/= fuschia but w/e

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butterflybee260butterflybee260 on March 28th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)

lol I think the person that wrote this was trying too hard to be funny. It totally could have happened, though idk if it actually did lol.

And he totally would not go back to high school, smart Zeffles. lol.
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 28th, 2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
yeah, the style of the writing is very irritating... which makes me not want to post it to ontd. but i may. idk.
butterflybee260butterflybee260 on March 28th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC)

Its a sweet story regardless of the writing...which is fucking annoying.
samwise gamgee.colfer on March 28th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
what a ridiculous story.
sillycececatherish312 on March 28th, 2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
haha cute. what is a minger?
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 28th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
sillycececatherish312 on March 28th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
yah i was gonna go there but i was too lazy, thanks! :p
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 28th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
some of the entries are so hysterical, i kind of like just going and reading about random words.
Beejeezbee on March 28th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
Have you seen creepy stalker girls in London? Pictures are on page 2. He really has the patience of a saint. I don't know if I would pose with them after they obviously just stayed in the same hotel to stalk him....
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 28th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
they are kind of creepy stalkers. i'm glad they didn't find him when he was filming me and orson welles and didn't have bodyguards.

he looks so so tired in the blue shirt pics.
butterflybee260butterflybee260 on March 28th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)

OT: But Kevin Zegers looks freakishly like Zac in this pic. http://pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/pic/00h8b2d5
hunny miss (aka lets fead him to the gators)ehs_wildcats on March 28th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
it is almost weird that zac has so many lookalikes.
butterflybee260butterflybee260 on March 28th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC)

And yet he's better than them all. lol.
jessica3311: Ellejessica3311 on March 30th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
Maybe there is some truth to this story mixed with made up stuff LOL.

And very creepy of those girls LOL